After spending 3 days exploring Sydney, the reality dawned that we had to travel from Sydney to Cairns in time to connect with our onward travel destinations. One of the obvious factors regarding OZ travel is that its big - very big (2700kms from Sydney to Cairns). The usual “traveller” transport options are limited to buses that hug the east coast on marathon journeys between drop off points. Maybe in my younger years I would have accepted this option, but sleeping on long distance buses is something I can do without. Ursh was surprisingly keen on the bus, so the cop out was all mine.....
Whilst waiting for the car, we visited Bondi Beach, the home of the OZ beach lifestyle. Sadly it was pouring down, so we hurried away from the beach to check out a local modern art exhibition.
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Bondi Beach art |
Hiring a one way car trip was straightforward, as we picked up our Ford Falcon, already complete with many not careful owners and 300 000 kms on the clock. The car came complete with rudimentary camping gear, a “deep water horizon” oil leak, occasionally working AC and a transmission whine that had me phoning the rental company for reassurance.
Needless to say we had to detour via the Sydney Harbour Bridge, surely the only way you can leave this city. We headed north for the Hunter Valley wine region, a mere 2 hours from Sydney, a journey which hardly registered on the map. We spent a couple of great hours sampling wine from various “open cellars” including one owned and managed by a expat from Ipswich who had received his citizenship just the week before. Much as the visit was fun, I have rarely felt so out of my comfort zone, so we ended up buying a ready selected box of six bottles (definitely from the budget end of the range...) which were intended purely to make the camping experience a little easier.
Travelling further up the coast, we stopped at Byrons Bay, another surf hangout, but a shortage of accomodation made us head off the next day, after sleeping in the back of the car in a ridiculously crowded campsite.
Next stop was the town of Noosa, where we stayed in a hostel for three nights. This place is in such a stunning location, with a wooded headland overlooking perfect surfing beaches.
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Noosa beach from the headland |
The hostel we stayed at had rental surfboards and kayaks. I went out in the surf on one of the boards, and had a great time, mostly getting rinsed, but occasionally getting standing, but really for the surf and my lack of experience a begginer board with more stability and float would have been better. On the rare occasions I surf I'm always struck by how much effort is needed for such a short time on the board. Still good though, and the surfers (who are "in" the crowd) seem to have a good community. The next day we borrowed a two person kayak to travel round the bays and rivers, which was excellent fun, and free as well.
Heading further up the coast, we stopped off at a national park - the Blackdown tablelands. This was a stunning location, so we stayed two nights, sleeping in the back of the car.
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Chez Ford Falcon |
We also did some hiking in the area, including an excellent trip to a waterfall miles from anywhere. We saw lots of geckos, and there were a few kangeroos and wallabys, but they were very shy and impossible to get a photo of.
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Gecko |
Leaving on from the campsite, we had a couple of big days driving through deserted areas of outback australia, with the road often single track and what few vehicles there were being huge road trains (50m long) travelling at speed and definitely using the "might is right" principal to road usage!
The next destination was the Undara lava tubes in northern Queensland, near to Mount Surprise (we checked, the surprise is that isnt any....)
The lava tubes were formed by molten lava creating tubes underground on their way downhill, and are regurlarly home to bats and snakes.
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Undara Lava tubes |
The lava tubes were very interesting, with an excellent guided tour, but for me the best part of thr trip was the guided nightime wildlife tour (or maybe getting to sleep on a comfy matress in a prefab tent)
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Prefab tent thingy |
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Nightime scorpion, about 10cm long |
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Noisy Beetle! |
During the daytime, the beetles made this incredible clicking noise, much like that of a cricket, but apparently close up they can reach 120dB. With lots of them the noise became like almost overwhelming tinutis, but fortunately they were silent at nightime. The beetles apparently live underground as lavae, and then climb out on the nearest tree trunk, leaving their hard shell which they emerge from still attached.
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Beetles shells on singed tree trunk |
The area is also home to many kangeroos and "pretty faced" wallabies, who are so used to people that they are easy to photo.
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Kangeroo with Joey |
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Pretty Faced Wallaby with Joey -
just missed the Joey in the pouch with its head showing.... |
During the nightime tour, we witnessed at first hand the locals (shown by the guide Chris) attitude to the local cane toads. These are a pest that was intentionally, but inadvisably introduced to OZ in the 50's, and they are toxic, resulting in the deaths of many native predators. They are also so numerous that they are incredibly easy to find, and now cover most of Queensland. Chris first asked us if we minded him killing the pests, and I said no, but wasnt quite prepared. Shortly after finding one, Chris stepped on its backside to stop it hopping away, and then proceeded to stick his swiss army knife through it (quite an operation as the toad was much bigger than his knife...) He did this a couple of times, which had a slightly car crash effect on the tour. I found a toad myself, and whilst trying to decide what fate I should choose for it, the German guy next to me instantly alerted Chris suggesting he should kill it asap. Fortunately Chris had had his fill by then, but did offer to the penknife to anyone who wanted it.....
Leaving on from Undara, we headed to Cairns via the beatiful Atherton table lands, which were part tropical rainforest (complete with blood sucking leeches - last time ursula wears Sandals on this trip?) and green lush farmland.
Cairns is the party capital of the area, but quite forgettable otherwise, appart from the small matter of the Great Barrier Reef.....